Different Us

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Looking back 12 years ago, I was still an active athlete, always skipping class for training, meeting.. (Bull: Who is Penguin?! Is she in the same class with me? Oh... that fierce girl ah...)

But now....

Bull : Penguin, let's go jogging and burn your fat!
Penguin: Huh?! Can we only make it tomorrow? I'm tired today.
Bull : NO! Get up! Your tummy is getting bigger. Let's go work out!
Penguin: (Inhale) No la, I'm so slim! Where got tummy? Where?
Bull : ...........

Why am I so lazy now? I could never expect Bull will have better stamina than me. He was a.... emm.... a quiet boy sitting at the back, whom I don't really know until Form 4.


9 years ago...
Pn Azimah: Penguin, can you show the class how to balance this chemical equation?

[C2H6 + O2 - CO2 + H2O]

Penguin: Huh?!....I try.. (Standing long in front of the blackboard]
Pn Azimah: It's easy, think a bit.
Bull: (was sitting at the front desk)......hey, 2 carbon dioxide..
Pn Azimah: shh...
Bull: (mumbling) 2....2......
Penguin: (Confused) erh?
Katak: (was sitting next to Bull) 3 water...
Penguin: (more confusing) 3?!!
Bull & Katak: 2 CO2 and 3H2O!!
Penguin: (embarrased)....thank you

But now...
Penguin: How am I going to save this file in XXX format?
Bull: You see la..
Penguin: (Searching....Clicking....Scrolling....Looking hard...) Can you...help me here?

Bull: Zzzzz
Penguin: .....


8 years ago...
Penguin: Mummy, where's the shirt that I bought a day ago?
Mummy: I just washed it this afternoon.
Penguin: Aiyo, I want to wear it today.
Mummy: I mana tahu %^&*(%**&&...
Penguin: Ok, Ok, Sorry.

On the other hand,
Bull: I help my auntie hang her clothing le..
Penguin: Wah, so good! I... I.... (help my mum doing nothing)
Bull: I help my mum bake cake le..
Penguin: Wah, so obedient! I.. I... (how to bake cake? Wa, this guy is good le..)

But now,
Penguin: Eh! Why your stockings are EVERy WHere? Hiding under the bed, laying under the
table?

Bull: Hihi...


5 years ago...
Pat: Eh, eh.. you know what? That couple stay together o, not married o, not even engaged o!
Penguin: Wah, so daring to stay together?
Esma: Ya lo, ya lo.. I tell you what.... He and she... ... ...
Pat & Penguin: WHAT?! Wah... Oh.. Oh... (continue gossiping)

But now...
Anonymous 1: Hey girl, welcome to Kuching! Where are you staying?
Penguin: Near Poh Kwong Park.
Anonymous 1: Who are you staying with?
Penguin: Oh, my boy friend.
Anonymous 1: Ha?! You married?!
Penguin: (Moron, If I'm married, I will address HIM as HUSBAND!) Nope!
Anonymous 1: Oh..

Anonymous 2: Wah, how long have you been in Kuching?
Penguin: Hmm... about 7 months?!
Anonymous 2: Heard you stay with boy friend o?
Penguin: Ya..
Anonymous 2: How if you get pregnant?
Penguin: (If I'm not happy, do abortion la! You thought I like kids meh?! Another 5 years
maybe?) Hehe... married lo...he he... (-.-)


3 years ago...
ASS: DOTA! DOTA!
Bull: ON! ON!

But now...
Penguin: Resident Evil! Resident Evil!
Bull: Zzzzz
Penguin: (Weeping)

Just want to tell that, people changed and moved on. No matter what is going to happen tomorrow, cherish the moment we are together, appreciate everything that we have!

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My Little Rottie

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My bro brought back Nini during my last holiday in Bintulu. This little naughty woke us up every night for three reasons.

First: Ah Mei, I want to pee!

Second: Ah Di, I want to shit!

Third: Daddy, I....am hungry la...I will be glad if you play with me too!

She barked non-stop for the first 3 days when she woke up in the middle of the night. I believed everyone of us hear her. At last, only my little brother and I woke up and waited for her to pee, shit and eat! (Lucky I only went back Bintulu for 5 days or I will need to buy a dozen of Garnier eye roll-on.)

Well, she was 3 week-old in this picture. My mum told me that they couldn't stand the noise she makes every night. Thus, they decided to give her freedom. They prepared enough food for her, so she can get what she want and do whatever she like when they are sleeping or going out for work. As the consequences, they have to clean up her waste here and there everyday.

Recently, my mum told me lots of funny story about her. She told me that Nini is like a little child, who likes to grab their attention. They noticed Nini was dragging one of her back legs one day. At first they thought Nini was injured. Later only found out there was only little cotton sticked to her foot pad. After they removed the cotton, she can walk like normal again.

My mum accidentally stepped on her foot on the other day. She was dragging her leg again when walking. My mum felt so sorry looking at her pulling her leg. But, after pampered her and massage her leg for a while, she can walk again! (What kind of dog are you, Nini?)

My mum never like cats and dogs. But comes to Nini, I can hear the joy she has talking about her.

Nini, I think you must be as talkative as me or perhaps as cute as me (.."), or else I don't think my mum will like you so much.

Now, I am missing you already!

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