Showing posts with label random shit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label random shit. Show all posts
Day off . Bleeding session
I couldn't remember when was the last time I saw the sun? The non-stop heavy rain finally caused flood in Kuching (includes the shortcut to my working place).
I decided to take the main road, which is quite congested during daytime, to my lab. However, my senior lab assistant (he is the only who has the lab keys) called when I was stuck in the heavy traffic...
"hey, just want to let you know that I can't go to lab today because of the flood. So.... take a day off. bye bye!"
"......."
I was a bit mad as he only made the call when I stuck in the traffic jam. Never mind, I can bring my car for service. Something wrong with the hand brake since yesterday. The warning light is blinking even though I released the brake.
"Oh, xiao bai, you're only 1 year old, don't scared me."After staying an hour at the service center, I finally get my car's hand brake fixed and also claim the rear alarm back. I never know the rear alarm was not installed in my car until Daniel bought his Viva.
Hmm... tomorrow is Tuesday, the farm might send in chicks for tests again. I am still not good in taking blood. Out of ten, there will be two or three killed in bleeding session. The chick struggles hard and causes the needle penetrate through its heart and then its liver or lung.
I remembered the first day I do blood collection, it was a mess. I learn the way the senior assistant holding the chicks and slowly I penetrate the needle into the pity little chick's heart to get the blood.
Hmm... tomorrow is Tuesday, the farm might send in chicks for tests again. I am still not good in taking blood. Out of ten, there will be two or three killed in bleeding session. The chick struggles hard and causes the needle penetrate through its heart and then its liver or lung.
I remembered the first day I do blood collection, it was a mess. I learn the way the senior assistant holding the chicks and slowly I penetrate the needle into the pity little chick's heart to get the blood.
The chick was 'screaming' in pain but after a while it stopped...
"What happen to the chick?"
"Oh, it's dead!"
"DEAD?!!" (For the first time in my life, I killed a Chick! I was holding a dead chick!) "Anyway, is the blood enough for ELISA?"
chicks, your sacrifice is to save your family, the other thousand of siblings!"Let's see...Alamak! Your syringe should be parallel with the chick's neck not holding it at 90 degrees!! I think you have caused damage on the other organ. hmm...1ml..can la..." (Well, he is right. He showed me the large bruise on the liver after dissecting.)
Soon after the bleeding session, I have to kill and dissect the chosen chicks in order to take their organs for bacterial examination.
"Nah, sulin, break the chick's neck using the scissors. You've to do it fast and break the neck completely or the chicks will suffer. . ."
I did not do it well. After seeing me spending an hour to kill and dissect the first chick, he spoke to me again...
"Okay la, this time I help you to do. If not, you will still be standing here until tomorrow morning."
Soon after the bleeding session, I have to kill and dissect the chosen chicks in order to take their organs for bacterial examination.
"Nah, sulin, break the chick's neck using the scissors. You've to do it fast and break the neck completely or the chicks will suffer. . ."
I did not do it well. After seeing me spending an hour to kill and dissect the first chick, he spoke to me again...
"Okay la, this time I help you to do. If not, you will still be standing here until tomorrow morning."
Dissecting is not difficult for me, but killing an innocent chick is tough.
Two weeks ago, I was asked to take the goat blood. Sigh...I still cannot handle the little chick well, how can I take the blood from a huge goat?
"Before we start, do you know what is the brick-like thing?"
"Ha!! Are you serious? (Of course I'm not.) It's SALT (sodium chloride) which is essential in goat's diet."
We had a hard time taking blood from the male goat. Since the female is quiet, we only took the female's blood. (haha...) Next time, we have to take the blood from the male by hook or by crook, or the female will die due to anemia.
What a diagnosis...
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This article is taken from the Sin Chew today regarding an NS trainee who died in the camp after some 'stomach upset'. The phrase bracket in red reads: 'the doctor in the hospital said that she is constipated, leading to intestinal obstruction and this resulted in her heart been attacked by bacteria which ultimately leads to her death'.
Whoah! that's so much of cock! Pardon me, even with my very limited medical knowledge as a *ahem* newly graduated medical doctor, I'm speechless with the particular doctor's statement.
Well, it might be a wrong report as this came from the victim's parents and they may had misinterpreted the doctor's words. Let's hope that next time when the reporters report such things, please verify with the hospital staff first before printing it out as even a lay man can tell you that this is so full of shit (which was pointed out by my father or else i would had never read it).
Malaysian's First Space Flight Participant...
After spending RM1 billion to send this bugger up into space as a 'flight participant' (mind you, it's not ASTRONAUT) on 10/10/07, what have we achieve? what should we be proud of exactly? i'm puzzled...
Some said that this is a proof that our technology advancement is far greater than a lot of other countries...but, is it?
beside providing a 'candidate' and RM1 billion (0f course, this is the most important, you think those russians are sohai?), i don't see any other contribution (especially from the technological point of view) from our part in making this foolish achievement a possibility...
Furthermore, they are now talking about sending the second bugger (DrFaiz Khaleed) up space, wtf is this? I'm speechless...
I think those money should be better spent somewhere rather than to just serve to boost our national ego which is meaningless if we really don't have the substance. They can start by buying a colonoscope for Hospital Batu Pahat, i shit you not, we don't even have a colonoscope here! P/s: if you have any acute abdomen, pls stay away from this hospital or you'll most probably end up with a laparatomy which serve as their primary diagnostic tool here! you are warned! Seriously, stop this nonsense and start with basic thing like health care, education and safety first before we start to talk about exploring the space...gzz...even a primary school child can tell you which is more important to the country.
if you are proud of this 'malaysia first astronaut' thing, you seriously need a reeducation! your mind have been seriously fucked up by our shitty education system!
...and I thought I was stupid...
"Singapore is not a real country, it is a small island. Singapore’s population is just three to four million and there are no opportunities for corruption, unlike in our country"Datuk Seri Nazri Aziz (office boy in the PM Department)
Wa sai, like that also can, Malaysia really boleh. The best is, he can still shout and scold other people 'bodoh(stupid)' and 'tak ada otak(no brain)', what a donkey. Read the original article here
Posing with a walking stick
Haha... I wish! 
Thanks Azman for the walking stick!
I'm So Bored!!
I'm surfing net at Everly Hotel. (The hotel is the only hotel that provides free WiFi).. Since the streamyx at my sis-in-law place was slow and not stable, i've to come here to book the air ticket. By the way, air asia provide free seat from Bintulu to KL. Dan, you wanna come back or not?
Little "xiu kiong" on the bus (Part II)
My room mate was complaining for uploading an ugly photo of her as "Xiu Kiong"Killer. So here, I captured a new, nice looking, photo at Ibu Kitchen.
Remember her face! Next time, if you have problem with "xiu kiong", do make a call to:
01x-xiu kion
No. 12, Tanjung Rambutan II,
28000 Pahang.
No. 12, Tanjung Rambutan II,
28000 Pahang.
Little "xiu kiong" on the bus
I was having my Ginger Onion Chicken rice on the bus this afternoon.
When I was munching my lunch happily, innocently on my seat...
Suddenly, a creature flew by and stop on my lap..
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You must be expecting me to scream my heart out. I'm NOT afraid of "Xiu Kiong" (cockroach), Okay?! I dissected its friend cruely in my Biology class when I was in Form Five (Daniel stole the frog that I brought to school and made me no choice but to play with the dirty little "xiu kiong".)
Steadily, I swept it away from my lap. (I was so scared that it would fly into my lunch!)
It ended up stopping on the curtain of the bus..
If I wasn't having my lunch, you must have died on my hand already!
By the way, I only bully little "xiu kiong" but not adult "xiu kiong". Here I would like to introduce you the real "xiu kiong" killer!
Drum, Please!
My Room Mate, Ms. CHIEW!!
Steadily, I swept it away from my lap. (I was so scared that it would fly into my lunch!)
It ended up stopping on the curtain of the bus..
If I wasn't having my lunch, you must have died on my hand already!By the way, I only bully little "xiu kiong" but not adult "xiu kiong". Here I would like to introduce you the real "xiu kiong" killer!
Drum, Please!
My Room Mate, Ms. CHIEW!!
We had a great time with this little orange...
When we came back from Mid Valley tonight, guess whose scooter we saw in the KTM motorbike bay? It's the "little orange" which belong to Kaizophrenia!
Well, Su Lin sure like it a lot...I hope the scooter will still be there by the time kaizo get back from kl...muahaha...:)
Gosh, I'm Still Awake!
ha..ha...I'm already awake for 24 hours..
The bull is playing chess with 周公。。
How about me?
My eyes are still as big as limes (okay, sepet a bit).. I'm still conscious! The coffee has put me awake for the whole night..
haha.....
It's All Coffee's Fault!
Ahh.... I can't sleep. It's all because of the ice coffee that I've drunk this.. no, it's already 4.00am! Should be yesterday's afternoon!
I seldom drink coffee. I never need it to help me stay awake as I never burn mid-night oil. Yes, I'm afraid of the DARK. especially when I'm alone.
I can't just lay there doing nothing?? Get up, get up, do something else.
How about reading?
No way! I never like reading.. Fortunately I'm not medical student or i would be kicked out from the Medical school.
Wait, what's that song? I Need Some Sleep? Well, I really need some SLEEP! Stop bugging someone who is sleepless.
How about watching movie?
Let's see what I have... The Descent... I think it'll make me awake all the night!
Little Children? Sigh, forget about movie, it'll take me 2-3 hours to watch.
Ah... Only yesterday I found out that the Hokkien Mee in Seremban is different from Penang Hokkien Mee.
Ya, this is Seremban Hokkien Mee.
I was extremely upset when I saw the fried mee appeared on the table. That so called Mee Goreng Basah at my home town wasn't the Hokkien Mee that I wanted.
This is Penang Hokkien Mee!
How about watching movie?
Let's see what I have... The Descent... I think it'll make me awake all the night!
Little Children? Sigh, forget about movie, it'll take me 2-3 hours to watch.
Ah... Only yesterday I found out that the Hokkien Mee in Seremban is different from Penang Hokkien Mee.
Ya, this is Seremban Hokkien Mee.
I was extremely upset when I saw the fried mee appeared on the table. That so called Mee Goreng Basah at my home town wasn't the Hokkien Mee that I wanted.
This is Penang Hokkien Mee!
Pity me, I didn't eat spicy food for almost a week! Oh.. I miss Tomyam soup, Penang Hokkien Mee, Penang Loh Mee, chicken curry.. yummy..yummy...
I think I better try to sleep now. Maybe I will dream of those spicy food that i miss so much.
I think I better try to sleep now. Maybe I will dream of those spicy food that i miss so much.
Pity Pen Torch & Biscuits
I noticed that the bull went to ward without bringing his pen torch on Monday.. I was thinking to call and ask him but he left behind his HANDPHONE too!!
I gave him the pen torch once he reached home..
"Oh, It's dead."
(I was a bit disappointed as he didn't take care of the pen torch that I bought for him one year ago)
"Hmm? How come? You dropped it?"
"Nope."
"Then?"
"Dunno."
"It could be running out of battery gua..."
"...Dunno..."
"Fine, let's get new batteries tomorrow and see."
(Obviously, it was running out of battery, kay?!!)
After exchanging the batteries...
"Okay, i've revived your pen torch. I wonder, how you survived for the past few weeks without pen torch? You don't need it, do you?"
"hmm? There's no test.So I don’t really need it."
"Then, if I didn't come to Seremban, what you gonna do on Wednesday?"
(This fellow got test on Wednesday.)
"Borrow from friend."
"…..."
I went back to my temporary territory thinking of enjoying another thing that I’ve bought secretly when I purchased the batteries at 7-11.
Tiger Biscuits!!
But when I opened it…
“ee? What’s that sound?”
“hmm?? I didn’t hear anything..”
“What are you hiding?” (came towards me)
“Hiding? Certainly no!”
“Give it to me..”
“…..what?..”
“You know…”
“Fine…” (I handed him my favorite Tiger biscuits..)
“Wah…haha..haha…You shouldn’t have…..bla bla…double chins…heavy bottom….big stomach….arms…leg…you see..bla bla..”
(..''') This man nags more than my elder brother on my weight. Now even worse, my sister-in-law has joined the nagger group!!
I didn’t really listen to him as those words are the MUST in his lecture. So, just get the keywords. (haha…. :p) I know they nag for my own good. But..but..the biscuits are seductive!!
I think I heard the Tiger biscuits screamed, "Help! Help!" in the tin.
Who knows, I woke up in the morning and saw that fellow munching my Tiger biscuits happily!!
I think I heard the biscuits screamed for help again.
Look at his EVIL eyes!!
Gurr..!! I should wake up earlier!
What would you do before examination?
My final exam was over. From today onwards, there'll be no more exam in my life! HAHAHA...
However, there is a viva awaiting me next Monday. As long as it's not a paper test, i'll not be nervous and stress like hell. I supposed to prepare for the viva in Penang but I wanted to see someone (you know who),who has tests on this coming Wednesday and Thursday, before i fly back to Sarawak. Moreover, the problem of stalker sneaking into bathroom worsen at my hostel. That insane stalker had sneaked into my module TWICE!! Thus, it is better for me to stay away from the hostel before viva.
Since someone needs to do his revision, he had prepared a paper of Perjanjian XX for me. I have to sign the agreement or he will not allow me to go Seremban.
However, there is a viva awaiting me next Monday. As long as it's not a paper test, i'll not be nervous and stress like hell. I supposed to prepare for the viva in Penang but I wanted to see someone (you know who),who has tests on this coming Wednesday and Thursday, before i fly back to Sarawak. Moreover, the problem of stalker sneaking into bathroom worsen at my hostel. That insane stalker had sneaked into my module TWICE!! Thus, it is better for me to stay away from the hostel before viva.
Since someone needs to do his revision, he had prepared a paper of Perjanjian XX for me. I have to sign the agreement or he will not allow me to go Seremban.
PERJANJIAN XX
1. No PS 2. It would be rude if you play the game happily outside while my housemates and I are all under stress!
(okay, since you banned me from playing Metal Slug, there's no game fancy me.)
2. Do not seek for child attention.
(Since when i seek for "child" attention?!!)
3. Exercise.
(Fine. It isn't a tough job for me.)
4. No junk food.
(As long as you have your key with you, I won't be able to sneak out and purchase any junk food from the shop nearby.)
5. Do what you suppose to do for your viva.
(Common, stop Nagging me!)
1. No PS 2. It would be rude if you play the game happily outside while my housemates and I are all under stress!
(okay, since you banned me from playing Metal Slug, there's no game fancy me.)
2. Do not seek for child attention.
(Since when i seek for "child" attention?!!)
3. Exercise.
(Fine. It isn't a tough job for me.)
4. No junk food.
(As long as you have your key with you, I won't be able to sneak out and purchase any junk food from the shop nearby.)
5. Do what you suppose to do for your viva.
(Common, stop Nagging me!)
I signed the agreement without any objection but this "someone" isn't a good role model for me..
When I was studying this afternoon...
When I was studying this afternoon...
Someone is....
SNOoRing happily on the bed!!
Hey..hey..I want to abolish that agreement (especially statement 4) if you yourself do not do your revision properly..
SNOoRing happily on the bed!!
Before napping he was day dreaming in front of his computer while watching Bill Gates' short video..
Hey..hey..I want to abolish that agreement (especially statement 4) if you yourself do not do your revision properly..
3 statement about myself
Today we had a TBL (task base learning) session with Dr. X (a pediatrician which is not our full time lecturer, I think he has the same hairstyle as kok Fang). Since this is the first session with him, he wanted us to introduce ourselves and said 3 statement about ourselves. 2 must be correct and 1 must be wrong. By da way, I think Felix was too mania de, he gave 3 wrong statements, wtf?? he can't even read the question properly now... here were my statements:
1) I'm handsome (which i personally, firmly and strongly held that it's the truth, nothing else but the truth)
2) Prof Boo failed me in my sem 7 end of posting exam (which is false, I got Prof Moti and Quek still think that i was the one who rampas his examiner and indirectly made him fail cause he got Prof Boo)
3) My girl friend told me that I have Daniel Craig's body (you told me before right Su Lin? ha ha)
To my amaze, my group members were so blinded by Felix's joke (who gave 3 false statement before me) that they think I gave 3 false statement also. WTF? There is only one false, and that's number 2, don't you all agree with me? :)
Going off the topic now...wondering where to go for a good vacation? This should be a good place, taken from this month's Reader's Digest.
An easy ride in New Zealand! I wonder they accept our license or not?
You'll not enjoy this!
Remember when Theron forced Queen Gorgo into submission he said something to her? Well, it's a poster line! Yes, you'll not enjoy this for I'm not your king!