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Below show the money left after 10 minutes my brother gave me my salary.I ran to saloon in the Parkcity Mall happily to book the time for perming hair the next second I got my salary. The handsome hairstylist told me I need to spend RM 2++ to curl my hair. Then, another RM 1++ on hair dyeing or highlighting. Fine, I've no time to look for another hairdresser better than him.

After coming out from the mall, I only left 200bucks in my pocket!

(Pity me! Pity me!)

ooh, I haven't paid bull bull the phone bill! Alamak, I guess I will only left 100bucks for my savings tomorrow. My parents are going to kill me tonight!

I might declare bankruptcy very soon if I do not cut down my expenses.

I was on the way to office yesterday. And there i noticed a careless driver with the back door flung opened at traffic light.


How if there was a motorcyclist back there? (I really can't imagine!)

p/s: Reminder to the YAB and Dato-Dato of "Little Black", "Little Green"and "Little Orange", do not ride near "benzai"on the road.

Penguin was purposely left behind by bull bull for Penang Bridge Marathon. Now, penguin is in a great jealousy and enviousness! I want the medal!

If bull bull refuse to give the medal, penguin.. penguin will exchange her first and last "jogerton" trophy with your medal. But..but.. i only ran 5.6km to get this cheap trophy..

By the way, this is the 100 post! Bravo! Bravo!

"Singapore is not a real country, it is a small island. Singapore’s population is just three to four million and there are no opportunities for corruption, unlike in our country"

Datuk Seri Nazri Aziz (office boy in the PM Department)

Kpd Yang Di-pertua, Dato, Datuk-datuk dan Yang amat bahagia dr ASS:

Jangan "lari ayam" (chicken out) kat tengah jalan, tau?

Okay, last post for today. Ha, below was what i've done on ASS members Mount Kinabalu photos with Adobe Photoshop.


I'll soon paste the collage of photo into a mountain-like crystal (If my brother allowed me to do so.) and put it in the shop as sample for customer view (muahaha..).

For those ass members in the photo, you will soon become popular in Bintulu.
(Thank me.)

Tell me if you want me to pay for the royalty..ha...

Guess what i saw when i was jogging in the morning?



A little Crab!

I wanna cook it with salted egg (someóne's favourite) at the first thought.

ha...

Yes, after spending 3 years in USM, i'm now standing at a junction which will lead me to three different future. Should I further study? Should I continue my final year project constructing metagenomic library from Antarctica Soil samples? Who know, I might have the opportunity to go Antarctica and meet my friends (penguins) there.

Or should I start working as a microbiologist? working for people for my entire life? doing the same thing everyday, repeating the same tests in the lab everyday? am I ready to take this responsibility to be a microbiologist? A wrong test will kill the patient and ruin my career as well.

Or staying in my brother's new built company as the GM? If the company is expanding fast, my salary will be increasing too. In the future, I might be their business partner. But there's a risk, how if the company didn't grow as expected? Should I spend my time building up the company? Well, it's surely a time consuming task.

sigh...

Saw this note in one of the pigeon holes in front of library this morning. This should teach you not to leave your lab coat in the pigeon holes. Some buggers actually think this is legal! wtf...

After the death of Dr.Doom the Fantastic Four think life is back to normal. Reed Richards and Sue Storm make plans to get married, but are interrupted when the Silver Surfer and Galactus show up, trying to destroy the earth and it's up to the fantastic four to deal with them, as well as with the return of Dr. Doom. With Von Doom back in his homeland of Latveria the fantastic four have new troubles when Galactus has decided that Earth is his next target. When his henchman, The Silver Surfer(Norrin Radd), is sent to Earth he discovers that he's getting more than he bargained for when he encounters the Fantastic Four. But that's not all when Dr. Doom decides that after two years in the homeland he is ready to return.

Sourced from IMDB

The original Fantastic 4 back in 2005 had not been one of my favorite superhero movie, so the only thing that get me going to the cinema for its sequel is none other than Jessica Alba who played Sue Storm a.k.a the invisible lady. The fantastic 4 are not like your conventional superheroes, they don't hide behind masks to protect their identity and trust me, their superpowers aren't that desirable as well (well, at least for two of them, the thing who looks monstrous and Mr. Fantastic who emm...has a flaccid and elastic penis). They are more 'family orientated' type, the type that only your small innocent child will come to like.

The story is basically crap, with the super villian being Galactus which is an entity that devours planet and taking the shape of a very very angry looking cloud storm. Period. Nothing more about it, no dialogue, no physical shape, no personality, wtf???? how can the story go on like this? They basically just beat around the bush and showing you more Jessica Alba, which is welcoming for me . Credits have to be given to Silver surfer who is entirely made up from CG. He is the next best thing after Jessica Alba (why am i keep emphasizing this?), he is the coolest character in the show and this sequel is all about him.

In conclusion, if you can get over the fact that the gist of this movie is only about Jessica Alba, head towards the nearest cinema now! If you want to watch a emm...movie, you are in the wrong show.

The hottest thing: Jessica Alba's body
The coolest thing: Silver surfer
The most disgusting scene: Mr Elastic with his 'stunt' dance
The scene that i just can't have enough: Jessica Alba went naked after she swapped power with the human torch
The most hated being: The stupid General

Recently this shop just open up in Jusco Seremban 2. Basically, they sell donuts like Dunkin Donut do. Their hype is promoting healthy and hygenic making of donuts. It's an open kitchen concept and you can see how the staff make everything from the flour to become a donut. All of their staffs wear masks, aprons and gloves, looks like they are making some kind of drugs. From the shelf, the variety of donuts look very appetizing. The downside is, one donut cost -RM2, wtf, RM2 for a donut?? Yesterday, I brave myself and bought one to try whether the donut does worth the RM2.

Verdict: Fuck ass, kena tipu. Nothing fancy of the donut. First of all, it's cold, it's bland to the taste although it's coated with a layer of thick chocolate. The consistency of the donut felt like it has been there for days. I never like Dunkin Donuts before but yes, Dunkin Donuts sell way better donuts!

My advise is, don't ever try their buy 3 for RM5 promotion as yet. Try one first. It might save you tears.

Yo, finally in the O&G posting...have to wake up at 6am every morning, have to face a notoriously sarcastic and intimidating lecturer every morning, have to ask permission from female patients to perform a pelvic examination...life sucks!
Anyway, today there is a new batch of houseofficers coming to the ward. One of them happen to be our IMU senior!

I was clerking my patient and suddenly she came to me and asked me 'do you have a measuring tape?'. I don't know how much ear wax impacted in my ear canals, i misinterpret it as 'do you have a mandarin name?'
I was shocked and answered: ...yes!
Houseman: pinjam me!
I was like wtf, how??? Puzzled, i asked her:'you want my mandarin name?'
Houseman: no la, measuring tape!
Me: oh...no i don't have...

hai, life sucks....

Today, Kaizo brought me to Midvalley Megamall's California Gym. I have been to a college gym, an university gym, a hotel gym, but never a 'real' membership gym. Well, my true intention is because I'm too bored and I need to find something to do and heck, since it was free so why not just try it out (on a second thought, it's not so free, the return KTM fee is already about RM11.80)? Maybe can check out some chicks too...and was really not disappointed . shh...is Su Lin reading?

As this is the first time I enter the gym as a guest, Kaizo told me that they will take the opportunity to persuade me to join the gym. Last time he was taken for an hour long orientation. They first bring u to a corner with couch where they need u to fill in your personal details and how you came to know the gym. They then required you to answer some very intimate and rather silly (at least to me) questions like:

1) which part of your body that you want to work out the most?
Can i say my penis?

2) if so, why?
Because it feels good.

In the end, i was left there in the cold without any consultant trying to persuade me. After about 10 min, a lady came and had a short talk with me. Maybe my face look very 'jakun + super devoid of money', not like kaizo's 'come rob me, i'm super loaded' face, she didn't persuade me at all, it was a very short and sweet conversation for about 1-2 min. From there on, it's another 5-10 min where she brought my ic and form somewhere to be processed. After that, she handed me my pass and off we go into the gym!


Once in, I went like 'wa, so bloody high class one, like a 5 star hotel like tat'. But i kept my cool so Kaizo didn't have the chance to say i'm a jakun. The pass can be exchange for two towels, wa....so bloody cool. The towels also smell like the towels you get in a 5 star hotel, again....wa!!!



After we get our towels, we headed to the changing room. Kaizo already warned that this club is full of gays, so i was looking out for one of them...hehe...not that i have anything against them...just watch out for my back. (I don't think they are interested in small man, Kaizo should watch out more, ouch!). Pardon for my jakuness, but wa again...it's like a 5 star changing room equipped with 'so called make-up counter' where they supply you with hair dryers, hair gel, hand lotion kinda things. Beside it is ehem, 5 star shower rooms (came with hot water too), saunas and toilets.


It has 2 floors...up stairs for cardio and down stairs for muscle building. So common sense tell you if you wanna check out for chicks, the 2nd floor is the floor to stay...hehe... But that's not my point of coming here, my point is to experience this expensive, luxurious lifestyle that only rich fuckers like kaizo can afford! After 2 hours trying out some weird looking machines, we went into the jacuzzi pool (wa....so gay...fuck, hope nobody saw us). In case you wonder, yes, this gym does has a jacuzzi pool and swimming pool. Again, let's say 'wa!!!!!' okay, enough...enough...don't be so jakun!

After swimming 2 laps we were ready to leave. It was already 6:40pm and the gym was starting to get crowded. When we went back to the changing room, true enough, I immediately spotted a gay looking guy (in my book = sissy face + lean good looking muscle = gays until proven otherwise). I wasn't dare to change there, so i brought my bag and changed in the toilet. Kaizo changed there on the spot even though he said the gay looking guy was checking out his red underwear...gzzz...i think he fucking enjoy that feeling, that pervert. After i changed, i headed back to the changing room and bloody hell, a middle age man just took off everything and get naked in front of me! hey dude, why are you showing me your dick man? bloody fucker, what kind of culture is this, if you are a lady i don't mind but you are a dude!

The gym experience is good. It also offer class like cycling, yoga, pilates, kick boxing, etc. If Su Lin is enrolled in this gym, I believe i don't have to force her to do exercise, she'll want to come herself definitely! Kaizo being a gym freak and not as jakun think otherwise, he think fitness first is better, read his article for more info and photos, here.