Fanstastic 4 not so fantastic at all



After the death of Dr.Doom the Fantastic Four think life is back to normal. Reed Richards and Sue Storm make plans to get married, but are interrupted when the Silver Surfer and Galactus show up, trying to destroy the earth and it's up to the fantastic four to deal with them, as well as with the return of Dr. Doom. With Von Doom back in his homeland of Latveria the fantastic four have new troubles when Galactus has decided that Earth is his next target. When his henchman, The Silver Surfer(Norrin Radd), is sent to Earth he discovers that he's getting more than he bargained for when he encounters the Fantastic Four. But that's not all when Dr. Doom decides that after two years in the homeland he is ready to return.
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The original Fantastic 4 back in 2005 had not been one of my favorite superhero movie, so the only thing that get me going to the cinema for its sequel is none other than Jessica Alba who played Sue Storm a.k.a the invisible lady. The fantastic 4 are not like your conventional superheroes, they don't hide behind masks to protect their identity and trust me, their superpowers aren't that desirable as well (well, at least for two of them, the thing who looks monstrous and Mr. Fantastic who emm...has a flaccid and elastic penis). They are more 'family orientated' type, the type that only your small innocent child will come to like.

The story is basically crap, with the super villian being Galactus which is an entity that devours planet and taking the shape of a very very angry looking cloud storm. Period. Nothing more about it, no dialogue, no physical shape, no personality, wtf???? how can the story go on like this? They basically just beat around the bush and showing you more Jessica Alba, which is welcoming for me smile. Credits have to be given to Silver surfer who is entirely made up from CG. He is the next best thing after Jessica Alba (why am i keep emphasizing this?), he is the coolest character in the show and this sequel is all about him.

In conclusion, if you can get over the fact that the gist of this movie is only about Jessica Alba, head towards the nearest cinema now! If you want to watch a emm...movie, you are in the wrong show.

The hottest thing: Jessica Alba's body
The coolest thing: Silver surfer
The most disgusting scene: Mr Elastic with his 'stunt' dance
The scene that i just can't have enough: Jessica Alba went naked after she swapped power with the human torch
The most hated being: The stupid General

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