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Since, my mum and aunts were good in giving birth to baby boys, I have no choice but to spend my childhood with a group of boys..( or I will die of loneliness!!)

My aunts called me “tom boy” when I was in primary school as I liked to hang out with my brothers and cousins. I always went back with mud all over me.

I played basketball with my brothers and we were quite active in participating sports events since I was in primary 4. Now, you can imagine how boyish I was.

Hohoho….introducing to you, this is my eldest brother! He is a patient man. He is kind to everyone. That’s why he appears to be the child, who my parents worry the most.

And this is my second brother. We fought a lot when we were in our teens. He said that I was too noisy. He was so reluctant to open his mouth and talk. You know what I did? I continued bothering him until he scolded me. (Finally, I won! I’d made him open his mouth and scolded me!)

Here, my little brother! I always tell my friends that he had transformed from an angel to an evil.. He used to be very cute and innocent…but now…(..””) You would better don’t touch his belongings if you think you can’t put it back neatly. He expects you to put the things back in order. For example, if the blue file is under the green file, then you should put it back exactly like that. (Daniel experienced once for not arranging back his magazines. He called and scolded me on the way I drove Daniel home. Since then, I have to check his shelve before I send Dan home.)

My naughty students

Posted in life by penguin_lin on Thursday, December 07, 2006

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I taught in my former secondary school as a temporary teacher in last semester break. The principal still remember me well although I’ve left the school for almost four years. (She once thought that Daniel is my younger brother when we went back together to get our SPM slip ..haha…)

Among the five classes that I’ve taught, 2J made me headache the most and I was appalling with their attitudes.

One day, I was standing outside the class and waiting for them to finish with their duties. One of the girls stood at the door and smiled naively to me. Her smile was sweet and I was about to open my mouth to talk to her….

But the girl started shouting in Chinese when a female teacher walked pass me..

“ Old fierce lady!! No wonder no one wants to marry you! Lao chu nv!”

I was shocked and my thought went completely blank! I can’t imagine if the teacher turn back and slap the girl..

Surprisingly, the teacher just walked pass without showing any anger on her face ….( Phew!!)

When the teacher lost in our sight, the girl looked at me and said,

“Don’t worry la, she can’t understand Chinese la!”

Well, although the teacher is Iban, I still remember that she can talk Chinese fluently to other teachers at office…

However, the boys in the class appeared to be the funniest that I’ve ever met. When I asked them to keep quiet, they will start singing the chorus of “shut up” by simple plan.. (..””).. I wonder, if I told them to get out of the class, will they continue to sing, “Get out, get out, get out, get out of my way!”

Anyway, I realized that teaching isn’t a suitable job for me…My happy face will only induce the students make more noise instead of listening to me…

My first day of selective

Posted in life by Bullslayer_lee on Monday, December 04, 2006

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I began my selective posting today in A&E department Hospital Bintulu. It's a lot of fun and I've experienced a lot of new stuff even on day 1 itself! Here are two of the most interesting things that I did:

1) My first ambulance ride, yeah, sitting in an ambulance with the siren on! It feels so orgasmic when all the vehicles on the road give way to you. You feel like there's nothing bigger than you in the world. However I didn't do much at the scene (a man felt off a lorry and sustained a hit at the back) as I just stood there like an idiot not knowing what to do
2) My first circumcision. Wow, this is the most fun part. I performed (99% assisted by a senior MA) on a twelve year old kid under local analgesia! Even I felt the pain when I saw them giving the analgesia, imagine a big needle going into the bulb of your dick! However my cut was horrible and the MA had to retrimed the poor kid's foreskin again and again. I tried to suture the wound and the MA stopped me after 2 stitches as I was clumsy and slow. He even cut my stitch and restitch again, how insulting is that! I was also amazed by the wide variety in sizes and maturity of a human's dick although all of them belonged to twelve years old children. I saw 6 cases today and trust me, dick really varies btw individuals!

My posting is super pack, 8 hours per day! Starting next week, I even have to do night shift! Well, for the first day, i enjoyed myself and hopefully I get some more chance to polish up my circumcision skill. If you have any relatives or friends that want to have this done, pls do spread the news and encourage them to come to Hospital Bintulu. It's painless, I promise...;P