unlucky snatch thieves
My friend of public speaking club.told me a funny story about snatch thieves. It is actually a real incident that happened to her brother.
Bernard and Aaron were out for dinner one night.Bernard felt stomachache and needed to go toilet immediately. But, Bernard can't hold it until he reach home. Aaron decided to ride him to a palm estate along the highway. Bernard quickly ran into the bush behind a huge palm tree and began to "bake chocolate cake" in a black plastic bag (dun know why he had the plastic with him?perhaps his instinct told him that he would be shitting in the bush that night..ha..)
After 10mins, Aaron saw Bernard came out with a plastic bag. He was mad when Bernard told him that he wanted to bring his feces back. Aaron asked him to throw at the road side. But Bernard insisted to bring it back and flushed it in the toilet.
Aaron rode Bernard home at a high speed as both of them can't stand the smell of the waste. Who knows, Bernard changed his mind and decided to throw it at the dumping site near the neighbourhood when they reached Bernard's home.
Aaron was pissed. He had no choice but to bring Bernard to the dumping site.
Here comes the climax of the story..
When they were on the way to the dumping site, they found out there were two motorcycles approaching them. They were scared as they thought the neighbours were going to scold them for bringing the stupid smelly "chocolate cake" around in the neighbourhood. Aaron slowed down and was thinking of apologizing before the 'neighbours' start babling and scolding them.
Before Aaron managed to say anything, he saw the passenger on one of the motorcycle snatched the black plastic from Bernard. Both of them were shocked!!
They only conscious of what had happened after the two motorcycles lost in their sight.
They were SNATCH THIEVES!!
Bernard felt so relief as he had been worrying how to clear his waste at the dumping site all the way. (whether to burry it or burn it?...) Now, he will let the snatch thieves make the decision.
I wonder, what will be the reaction of the snatch thieves when they found out that it was only gold human feces in the black plastic bag??!